Oh no, what have we done? “Triple trouble or a cluster of fucks”. In the rather daring MILF³ Minestrone it seems that it’s not just time to take your pick but actually a picnic. Someone asked if we could get three virgins in a room for a VR Porn shoot. We opted to bring you three temporary vegans. At least, three sexual vegetarians, not a hard throbbing cock in sight to pork these fannies with. As VR Porn stars, every now and then they “might” fake the odd nationality. For example, Sandra Strum really is German, she’s in the black dress with the mega tattoo on her leg and absolutely massive tits. Those boobs are tit-wank-tastic. The two blondes, Jarushka Ross in the polka-dot green dress and her lusty body and last but not least, the sexually talented temptress, Brittany Bardot in the red dress, both girls are Czech. Together, it’s a “veggie threesome”. Jarushka tells us she’s Italian and speaks 7 languages. Brittany, the main presenter in the middle, is highly talkative and looks rather naughty, her boobs are like a couple of melons. Sandra’s first to get veg up the vagina. How this will end is anyone's guess. But it’s going to start with veg. It seems German MILFs come first as Sandra widens her legs for the money shot as her pussy takes centre stage. Take your pick and we see the girls are feeding her pussy lips with a juicy red paprika right up her fanny. Thankfully, they never chose a red-hot chilli pepper! Both blondes lend a hand in fucking her fun slot with organic produce as she lays on her back. Squirts of oil dribble over her so the vegetable slide and glide up her cunt. We wonder if that’s virgin olive oil to lubricate the pussy. Next veg is a dildo-style pumping from a big green zucchini. Now this is ironic, Brittany Bardot, a well establish and much wanked over Czech VR Porn star, have you seen her before? Perhaps with a rabbit shoved in. Now, we know rabbits love carrots, perhaps for the first time Brittany is on camera with carrots up her chuff. How about Jarushka? This cheeky Czech MILF would have you believe she’s Italian. We’re not going to even speculate on her choice of vegetable but we bet it’s not a potato. Czechs love potato salad and it just would not seem right. Some vegetables & fruit names. We love big pears, to pop our cherry, getting our lips, (fanny), around a bunch of carrots and pop paprika up the pussy or slipping a zucchini between the legs. It seems it's time to “turn over a new leaf”, as you can see our VR porn girls are health conscious and they’ve definitely got there five a day in MILF³ Minestrone! You’ve seen a lot and even a vegetable plot, Who-knows, next time it might go bananas! Reality Lovers take you there in VR.